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WE DID IT.

WE DID IT.

We did the thing. We got the points. People everywhere. Bosses dead. Loot was out there. More wipes on Trash than actual bosses. 0% wipes because who gives a fuck. FEELZ GOOD MANG. All the people who came, you did a great job and we all had a good time. All the people who we sadly couldn’t fit in – please keep coming, there will be spots open up soon. Four bosses dead – Green Dragons , Cenarius and Xavius...

I can’t feel my legs. Send hot-pockets.

Some people took time off work, others invoked guilt on their partners, most have been cruising about randomly. We’re two weeks into an obsessive and unhealthy hobby. Get ready to become socially retarded; put away that shaving kit; fill the fridge with microwave meals and wave goodbye to your partner. It’s time to smash pixels. Outside is dumb, don’t be tempted by summer. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel to us from the centre of the solar...

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

So Legion is almost here – and between people having cold feet about commiting to a class and/or spec, there is a lot of concern about what you could/should be doing when it drops with respect to maximising character power. So here’s a nice round up of info for you – note their is definitely minor spoilers at the very least, if not some fairly significant ones; don’t say you weren’t warned. First up is Medivh’s 7.0 Legion Raiders Lexicon Inside contains...

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

So Legion is here or almost here. Actually all that happened was Onineko has stirred, and people are logging in – even on a Friday during school time Not to mention this fancy new site courtesy of that super Web P1mp Sonuku (our last web guy is off potatoing or being a potato or deep frying a hat or something). I can’t stress this enough though – we’ve largely congregated on our fancy Voice chat Discord. You really should be...

Legion cometh. Wake me up in July.

So Legion launch date just got announced. August 30th if you by some measure of craziness you get your WoW news from this site. Which probably means that the Demon cat will stir around June/July if every other expansion end that wasn’t MoP is to go by. Remember to sort your bags and literally delete everything before you hit the new xpac, its all going to be replaced by max-level dungeon blues! In the meantime you should come hang out...

Archimonde Down! 13/13N, 7/13H

Watch the following video; it shows the talented Onineko guys n gals defeat the vanguard of the Burning Legion. I like to call it Peggy Dies In The End because he keeps dying on the final push of a boss. Like some sort of fucked up anti-phoenix, him biting the dust give us all the inner strength and clarity needed to come together and down a boss for the first time. No really, sit back, pour a glass of your favourite...

Onineko Heroic Surge 6/13H

Onineko Heroic Surge 6/13H

Our Typical Newsposter has decided to go on strike – so today we have Guest Wordsmith Sir Pembleton Yogoth Esquire of the House Onineko. This week has seen Onineko rally and surge into a heroic campaign against the Fel Orcs of Hellfire Citadel. The denizens of the citadel rushed out to meet Onineko in full force, but like a towering pillar of Rock in the surf we stood resolute in the teeth of the oncoming storm. Battered, the leader of...

Hellfire Assault Assaulted! 1/13H

Cheesey cliche titles aside. Onineko in our gracious glory struck the first blow to Gul’dan and the burning legion in heroic difficulty as we made the first notch in our proverbial belt in Heroic Hellfire Citadel this past Sunday! The best part? Kupp wasn’t there! In what turned out to actually be a piece of piss (hell, it’s the first boss right?) We knocked it over first attempt (the previous week in which I wasn’t there totally doesn’t count) and much...

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Forums should be working now…

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