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Roak Poast Late Mail: DOORY DOOTY ‘DITION – 9/9H

Roak Poast Late Mail: DOORY DOOTY ‘DITION – 9/9H

Greetings and Salutations to all the little Roaklings out in the Roakiverse today. I know you’ve all been waiting patiently for this edition of the Roak Poast, the (possibly?) final one of the tier that wraps up Azshara and the Eternal Palace raid. Well friends, I’m still fired up from dishing out some red-hot justice to a rapist last week, so without further ado, let’s get into it! “But wait a minute Roak, if I’m not mistaken, you weren’t even...

It’s OK to be a Shaman – Mythic Mother down! 2/8M

In a move that will likely guarantee his raiding position for every subsequent Mythic Mother attempt for the remainder of the tier, resident Onineko dinosaur Shacarius, has surprised the entire guild by not being entirely as useless as previously thought. An informal poll was conducted around the Roak Poast office this afternoon of which the results found an overwhelming majority of respondents considered Shacarius to be both a disgrace and with poor personal hygeine BUT who is also “alright” at...

Controversy as Turtle’s Tenacious Troupe take the lead

Greetings Onineko and welcome to the guilds first and only unbiased news source, delivered straight to your internets for easy consumption. I am the editor Roaktahl, ready to tackle the tough issues facing the guild, speaking as the voice of the people. Our first (and only) story today – Touted as the greatest grudge match the guild has seen since Onineko vs Peggysui 2016, the raid team race ended in controversy as the Blizzard servers shut down mid-raid, causing both...

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WE DID IT.

WE DID IT.

We did the thing. We got the points. People everywhere. Bosses dead. Loot was out there. More wipes on Trash than actual bosses. 0% wipes because who gives a fuck. FEELZ GOOD MANG. All the people who came, you did a great job and we all had a good time. All the people who we sadly couldn’t fit in – please keep coming, there will be spots open up soon. Four bosses dead – Green Dragons , Cenarius and Xavius...

I can’t feel my legs. Send hot-pockets.

Some people took time off work, others invoked guilt on their partners, most have been cruising about randomly. We’re two weeks into an obsessive and unhealthy hobby. Get ready to become socially retarded; put away that shaving kit; fill the fridge with microwave meals and wave goodbye to your partner. It’s time to smash pixels. Outside is dumb, don’t be tempted by summer. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel to us from the centre of the solar...

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

So Legion is almost here – and between people having cold feet about commiting to a class and/or spec, there is a lot of concern about what you could/should be doing when it drops with respect to maximising character power. So here’s a nice round up of info for you – note their is definitely minor spoilers at the very least, if not some fairly significant ones; don’t say you weren’t warned. First up is Medivh’s 7.0 Legion Raiders Lexicon Inside contains...

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

So Legion is here or almost here. Actually all that happened was Onineko has stirred, and people are logging in – even on a Friday during school time Not to mention this fancy new site courtesy of that super Web P1mp Sonuku (our last web guy is off potatoing or being a potato or deep frying a hat or something). I can’t stress this enough though – we’ve largely congregated on our fancy Voice chat Discord. You really should be...

Legion cometh. Wake me up in July.

So Legion launch date just got announced. August 30th if you by some measure of craziness you get your WoW news from this site. Which probably means that the Demon cat will stir around June/July if every other expansion end that wasn’t MoP is to go by. Remember to sort your bags and literally delete everything before you hit the new xpac, its all going to be replaced by max-level dungeon blues! In the meantime you should come hang out...

Archimonde Down! 13/13N, 7/13H

Watch the following video; it shows the talented Onineko guys n gals defeat the vanguard of the Burning Legion. I like to call it Peggy Dies In The End because he keeps dying on the final push of a boss. Like some sort of fucked up anti-phoenix, him biting the dust give us all the inner strength and clarity needed to come together and down a boss for the first time. No really, sit back, pour a glass of your favourite...