Join Us

Someone knew what it meant once; when they started the fucking thing in 2005 on Blackrock. But as-is the revolving door of life’s commitments, that person is now probably dead.

Translation was lost. Meaning was reassigned. Server was changed and we’ve recruited over their corpses.

We’re looking for:

  • People that want to do heroic level raiding; We do mythic sometimes, while it’s still fun.
  • Someone that can jump right into heroic raids (appropriate ilvl)
  • Someone that isn’t socially inept.
  • Food blogs.


  • Looking for a guild.
  • So lonely.
  • In possession of a microphone.
  • A filthy casual.
  • Not getting the love and attention you deserve.
  • A proud young dps who don’t need no dagger.

We’ve all come from miscellaneous parts of wow, some mythic raiders/some from the gutter. Collectively we’ve decided “fuck it, lets just do stuff”. If that’s your thing, lets touch things.

Onineko is ideal for working professionals, unemployed manlettes and people with kids. We’re probably going to piss you off if you have aspirations of being the best good.

Applicants should have a limited to good sense of humour and ability to shrug shit off. Jerks are embraced, Power-Jerks are shunned.
We also have several female members and make an effort for the guild to be a sexy/safe place for everyone to enjoy.

We’re always actively looking for slaves like-minded players that know their class well or are willing to learn and develop their skills with the guild.

Players looking for a fun guild gurgling with pretty cool lads are more than welcome to apply. Casual non-raiding spots are always available.