Xavius: Dead. Emerald Nightmare purged!

The Emerald Dream has been cleansed! The Nightmare has been pushed back! Onineko came screaming out of the launch of Legion together and punched Xavius in the teeth. We battled through old heroes and new demons and against the very stuff of nightmares to bring the Dream back from the brink of destruction. And we did it all while standing in fire. It’s like nothing changed. What is next for Onineko? A heroic push back into the Dream, show those demons...

WE DID IT.

WE DID IT.

We did the thing. We got the points. People everywhere. Bosses dead. Loot was out there. More wipes on Trash than actual bosses. 0% wipes because who gives a fuck. FEELZ GOOD MANG. All the people who came, you did a great job and we all had a good time. All the people who we sadly couldn’t fit in – please keep coming, there will be spots open up soon. Four bosses dead – Green Dragons , Cenarius and Xavius...

It’s Time.

No, not for Marriage equality – its time to raid again. Neckbeards should be fully in place and sweat should have just started to sheen. Emerald Nightmare is first up on the agenda – FatbossTV has a playlist up here, Kupp digested it the way he knows how here. Me? I’m going to pull it and work it out the way i always did. Pots and Flasks are crazy balls expensive right now because there is a worldwide shortage of...

I can’t feel my legs. Send hot-pockets.

Some people took time off work, others invoked guilt on their partners, most have been cruising about randomly. We’re two weeks into an obsessive and unhealthy hobby. Get ready to become socially retarded; put away that shaving kit; fill the fridge with microwave meals and wave goodbye to your partner. It’s time to smash pixels. Outside is dumb, don’t be tempted by summer. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel to us from the centre of the solar...