Posts by ctwin

Tichondrididn’t, Elistahped. 9/10H

On the back of reaping us some botanical gardens, our freshmeat (holy shit we got recruits, AND THEY ARE RANGED!?!?!) ventured further into Nighthold and poked some more bosses. Despite a rocky start on the “easy boss” AKA bridge boss – somehow we landed at Tich’s feet at like 9:30. Tich didn’t really last long, the dicks were huge and the dps was brought. huh. So that was a thing. Blowing lust on some trash before Elisande felt weird, but...

Sneaky Sunday Botanist Kills – 7/10H

Raiding is done for the week they said. Farmy times only they said. Nah fuck it. So after we smashed Normal Gul’dan’s face in to feed tier to no-one because blizzards dumb PL system doesn’t let tier tokens be traded, because of course it doesn’t. Someone suggested mid-ellisande that we do few Heroic Botanist pulls to round out the night. But we finished normal at 10:45 and breaks had to be had – so there was hesitation in peoples voices....

Guarm now chinese special number 5 with rice.

Guarm now chinese special number 5 with rice.

Once Tramplesoon was educated Guarm died and was promptly put into a takeaway container with soy and rice. Despite Trample education, Tramplesoon was unable to break 200k dps. Now taking applications for Shadowpriests who outdps Tanks. If you think thats you and your name isn’t Shadow or Soon or some kind of wordplay on that, apply here

Heroic Odyn Finally.

Heroic Odyn Finally.

So apparently this is what you need to do to kill this bastard. 1. Kick Dak from the raid 2. Wait for Roak to get home 3. Have CT sit his shitty Fire Mage for an Enhance Shaman. 4. Wipe ~80 times to Spears/orbs/beams/horns 5. Buy a Darkmoon Immortality card for Kupp 6. Put Ignore Pain WeakAuras on your Warriors. 7. Have Roak start a war with Peg. 8. Have CT tell Roak to be nice to Peg. 9. Have...

Things Dead – possibly also our Guild Herald 3/7Hc

Hello and welcome to another boss kill post courtesy of guest poster / former always poster and current #1 healer with not one, but TWO legendaries, Roaktahl! So first we went and fought Nythendra, he/she is some sort of dinosaur with an STD and bugs crawling out everywhere, it’s a bit gross… Anyway, the fight started with an explanation from Kupp that I didn’t listen to…and from the amount of people dying to mechanics, I assume nobody else listened to....

WE DID IT.

WE DID IT.

We did the thing. We got the points. People everywhere. Bosses dead. Loot was out there. More wipes on Trash than actual bosses. 0% wipes because who gives a fuck. FEELZ GOOD MANG. All the people who came, you did a great job and we all had a good time. All the people who we sadly couldn’t fit in – please keep coming, there will be spots open up soon. Four bosses dead – Green Dragons , Cenarius and Xavius...

It’s Time.

No, not for Marriage equality – its time to raid again. Neckbeards should be fully in place and sweat should have just started to sheen. Emerald Nightmare is first up on the agenda – FatbossTV has a playlist up here, Kupp digested it the way he knows how here. Me? I’m going to pull it and work it out the way i always did. Pots and Flasks are crazy balls expensive right now because there is a worldwide shortage of...

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

The LEGION is almost upon us – get learn-ed.

So Legion is almost here – and between people having cold feet about commiting to a class and/or spec, there is a lot of concern about what you could/should be doing when it drops with respect to maximising character power. So here’s a nice round up of info for you – note their is definitely minor spoilers at the very least, if not some fairly significant ones; don’t say you weren’t warned. First up is Medivh’s 7.0 Legion Raiders Lexicon Inside contains...

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

Yawwwwwn… Legion is almost upon us

So Legion is here or almost here. Actually all that happened was Onineko has stirred, and people are logging in – even on a Friday during school time Not to mention this fancy new site courtesy of that super Web P1mp Sonuku (our last web guy is off potatoing or being a potato or deep frying a hat or something). I can’t stress this enough though – we’ve largely congregated on our fancy Voice chat Discord. You really should be...

Legion cometh. Wake me up in July.

So Legion launch date just got announced. August 30th if you by some measure of craziness you get your WoW news from this site. Which probably means that the Demon cat will stir around June/July if every other expansion end that wasn’t MoP is to go by. Remember to sort your bags and literally delete everything before you hit the new xpac, its all going to be replaced by max-level dungeon blues! In the meantime you should come hang out...