Posts by Sonuku

First night in Tomb (6/9, 2/9)

First night in Tomb (6/9, 2/9)

Server died at 10pm. Classic Blizzard. Got 6/9 through normal, then the server fucked out and we couldn’t continue. Popped into heroic and dropped the first 2. Have some shitty pictures. Goroth ded. Demonic inquisition ded.

Something something Roak is the best something something no Groff? 10/10H!

Something something Roak is the best something something no Groff? 10/10H!

ROAK POAST IS BACK! After suffering through the last two posts, the people of Onineko have spoken* and I have returned to dribble bits of my brain out onto the Internet for the joy of some and the chagrin of the rest. …but first a word from our sponsors! Do you own a Nintendo Switch? If yes then you are either me, Turtle or a filthy rotten liar. Get a Switch and buy Zelda, it’s like WoW if it were set...

I beat jacktheblack in dps

Fkn suck it!

Time is a flat circle

Time is a flat circle

Time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again. Jumped into ToV on a skeleton crew comprised mostly of melee, and managed to get Santa & Tentacle Dog down, so things are back where we left-off at the end of November. This coming Wednesday is patch 7.1.5, and a week after that is the new raid content! So get fucking excited chumps, because we’re walking into Nighthold as soon as its available. January 17,...

Scrublords vs Valor

Scrublords vs Valor

Did us some Trial of Valor. Heroic was un-tuned for scrublords; so we hit up normal. Went into Heroic after, and Odyn is quite doable now. Just need a raid composition that isn’t 80% melee! Player list top left hand side. Jobs done. Content seen. Log in and join us for farmville.

Heroic is clear

Killed junk. (screenshot ples Yog [rejuv pls]) 1 week later, this shit happens. Average and ok. Don’t forget the real hero… 7.1 and cheap old war pots! Thanks pots. Thots.

I can’t feel my legs. Send hot-pockets.

Some people took time off work, others invoked guilt on their partners, most have been cruising about randomly. We’re two weeks into an obsessive and unhealthy hobby. Get ready to become socially retarded; put away that shaving kit; fill the fridge with microwave meals and wave goodbye to your partner. It’s time to smash pixels. Outside is dumb, don’t be tempted by summer. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel to us from the centre of the solar...

Mythic HFC Progress 4/13

February never happened. Someone managed to convince people that 11 weeks of Hellfire Assault is complete bullshit. Minimum effort was achieved and we raided two nights this week. 3 hours of aggressively muting everyone on Discord and dedicated wiping resulted in a gentle fingering of the High Council. Success. A few range issues, few positioning issues. Had a 1% wipe. That was awesome. Healers got on point. People didn’t die. Geoff came 1st in DPS, and is now shaming me every chance he gets. As...

Mythic HFC Progress 3/13

Killed, uh, Kormrok mythic. 3 whatevs out of 13 whatevers. Joint raid with Frostwolves. Read their write-up. Logs on warcraftlogs.