I beat jacktheblack in dps
Fkn suck it!
Passing the torch
There are some people out there who might describe my news posts as arrogant, self-indulgent and egotistical. You might even think after reading one of these posts that the guy who writes this shit must have a chip on his shoulder so big, it’d taste really good if it was chocolate and baked into a cookie. Strange, confusing imagery aside, all of these people are wrong and I’m amazing (see: This post for more), but that’s not what today is about. Today...
Whose Taunt Is It Anyway?
Hello and welcome to who’s taunt is it anyway, where the strats put you to sleep and the loot doesn’t matter. That’s right just like Shadowsoon’s DPS; it just doesn’t matter. In this instalment, we talk about what it means to wipe on moderately challenging bosses and how to save a depressing raid by clutch killing an easy boss right before the end of the night on Sunday. But first, a quick shout out to myself for achieving the Keystone Master...
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Whoop Whoop it’s news post time~! I volunteered to write a news post to kick off the new year, new boss kills and a new outlook on life. Instead, I’ve stared at a blank page hating the fact that after years of freedom, I’m back looking at the word press admin screen (though I guess it does look a little bit prettier than last time). In any case, for the seven people that will mistakenly click a link posted in Discord...
Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again. Jumped into ToV on a skeleton crew comprised mostly of melee, and managed to get Santa & Tentacle Dog down, so things are back where we left-off at the end of November. This coming Wednesday is patch 7.1.5, and a week after that is the new raid content! So get fucking excited chumps, because we’re walking into Nighthold as soon as its available. January 17,...
Heroic Odyn Finally.
So apparently this is what you need to do to kill this bastard. 1. Kick Dak from the raid 2. Wait for Roak to get home 3. Have CT sit his shitty Fire Mage for an Enhance Shaman. 4. Wipe ~80 times to Spears/orbs/beams/horns 5. Buy a Darkmoon Immortality card for Kupp 6. Put Ignore Pain WeakAuras on your Warriors. 7. Have Roak start a war with Peg. 8. Have CT tell Roak to be nice to Peg. 9. Have...
Scrublords vs Valor
Did us some Trial of Valor. Heroic was un-tuned for scrublords; so we hit up normal. Went into Heroic after, and Odyn is quite doable now. Just need a raid composition that isn’t 80% melee! Player list top left hand side. Jobs done. Content seen. Log in and join us for farmville.
Heroic is clear
Killed junk. (screenshot ples Yog [rejuv pls]) 1 week later, this shit happens. Average and ok. Don’t forget the real hero… 7.1 and cheap old war pots! Thanks pots. Thots.
It’s Time.
No, not for Marriage equality – its time to raid again. Neckbeards should be fully in place and sweat should have just started to sheen. Emerald Nightmare is first up on the agenda – FatbossTV has a playlist up here, Kupp digested it the way he knows how here. Me? I’m going to pull it and work it out the way i always did. Pots and Flasks are crazy balls expensive right now because there is a worldwide shortage of...
I can’t feel my legs. Send hot-pockets.
Some people took time off work, others invoked guilt on their partners, most have been cruising about randomly. We’re two weeks into an obsessive and unhealthy hobby. Get ready to become socially retarded; put away that shaving kit; fill the fridge with microwave meals and wave goodbye to your partner. It’s time to smash pixels. Outside is dumb, don’t be tempted by summer. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel to us from the centre of the solar...
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