[Classic] Blizzard introduces new idle game: Warcraft Classic!

August 30, 2019 Roak
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Warcraft Classic, aka Queue Simulator 5000, a “new” game by the geniuses at Activision Blizzard, released earlier this week that has, so far, been lauded as the greatest blue balling dick tease since Jessica Nigri announced she’d never do porn. In an exclusive report by The Roak Poast, we’re going to take a Deep Dive into Queue Simulator 5000 (QS5) and give you all the information you need to make the most of your QS5 experience. Let’s get started shall...

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Roak Poast Late Mail: DOORY DOOTY ‘DITION – 9/9H

Roak Poast Late Mail: DOORY DOOTY ‘DITION – 9/9H

August 24, 2019 Roak
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Greetings and Salutations to all the little Roaklings out in the Roakiverse today. I know you’ve all been waiting patiently for this edition of the Roak Poast, the (possibly?) final one of the tier that wraps up Azshara and the Eternal Palace raid. Well friends, I’m still fired up from dishing out some red-hot justice to a rapist last week, so without further ado, let’s get into it! “But wait a minute Roak, if I’m not mistaken, you weren’t even...

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